This tidbit from the Onion is supposed to be, you know, satire. Thanks to Jen for pointing it out.
In an e-mail sent to Widmar Monday, Lillian reported in large purple letters that she was “VERY EXCITED :)!!!” to find his “computer diary,” but was perplexed that he hadn’t mentioned it to her.
Upon receipt of the e-mail, Widmar mentally raced through the contents of his blog. He immediately thought of several dozen posts in which he mentioned drinking, drug use, casual sex, and other behavior likely to alarm his mother.
The great thing about the Onion is how many of its made-up stories have a greater ring of truth than the “factual” ones we put in the paper ever day.