We take all the Washington Post bylines we can get

And if that means writing about cats, well, hey, how many of the rest of you are getting your stuff into the Post Style section?

Above link is desgined to, hopefully, send some cheer to the proprietress of Nonsense Verse, who got so stressed-out at work the other day that she popped a blood vessel in one eye. I sorta wish I could do that on command, so the people around me would know I really meant business (as if they don’t when they see me storming across the room hissing “Jesus Fucking Christ” under my breath).