If so, the East Bay Regional Parks District wants you:

We are looking for industrious and innovative officers to enforce a myriad of laws not commonly enforced by officers in other agencies, including Penal, Health and Safety, Welfare and Institutions, Vehicle, and Harbors and Navigation codes, as well as our local Ordinance 38. As a District officer, you will have satisfaction and pride in knowing you are making these wonderful parks safe and enjoyable for our park users and their families, as well as protecting the region’s wonderful natural resources.

…hmm, I wonder if any of the East Bay Regional Parks are wild and remote enough for marijuana cultivation?