1) The farther you walk, the more beers you can justify.

2) Walking the same way six times because you’re lost counts as reps.

3) No fear of falling off the treadmill.

4) No need to towel off the equipment.

5) Few opportunities to fare poorly in a body-parts comparison.
6) Few fumbling, inappropriate attempts at seduction.

7) Nature builds a better Stairmaster.

8) No self-loathing for forgetting to recharge your iPod.

9) Contorting to find tick bites is just like stretching.

10) In the outdoors, nobody can smell your sweat.