Do-gooders of the world, unite, and turn everything off for an hour at 8:30 p.m.

We should try this around the newsroom tonight, should be way fun.

It’s almost certain that the planet will thank us with the usual array of hurricanes, tornadoes, earthquakes and volcanic eruptions (Ma Earth’s way of saying, “how much more crap do I have to throw your way before you people get wise and go infest somebody else’s planet for a change?”).