{"id":446,"date":"2003-12-22T08:25:47","date_gmt":"2003-12-22T08:25:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tommangan.net\/printsthechaff\/?p=446"},"modified":"2003-12-22T08:25:47","modified_gmt":"2003-12-22T08:25:47","slug":"mucous-we-got-your-mucous","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tommangan.net\/printsthechaff\/2003\/12\/mucous-we-got-your-mucous\/","title":{"rendered":"Mucous? We got your mucous"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Today, like yesterday and the day before and the day before that, I&#8217;m confronted with life&#8217;s eternal question: how can one head produce so much snot?<br \/>\n<P>I&#8217;m saving my strength so I can go in to work and infect all my colleagues.  More snotty commentary to come tomorrow or maybe the next day.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today, like yesterday and the day before and the day before that, I&#8217;m confronted with life&#8217;s eternal question: how can one head produce so much snot? I&#8217;m saving my strength so I can go in to work and infect all&hellip;<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-p\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/tommangan.net\/printsthechaff\/2003\/12\/mucous-we-got-your-mucous\/\">Read more &rarr;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[17],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tommangan.net\/printsthechaff\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/446"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tommangan.net\/printsthechaff\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tommangan.net\/printsthechaff\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tommangan.net\/printsthechaff\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tommangan.net\/printsthechaff\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=446"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/tommangan.net\/printsthechaff\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/446\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tommangan.net\/printsthechaff\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=446"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tommangan.net\/printsthechaff\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=446"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tommangan.net\/printsthechaff\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=446"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}