{"id":439,"date":"2003-12-18T07:42:51","date_gmt":"2003-12-18T07:42:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tommangan.net\/printsthechaff\/?p=439"},"modified":"2003-12-18T07:42:51","modified_gmt":"2003-12-18T07:42:51","slug":"paris-hilton-for-prez","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tommangan.net\/printsthechaff\/2003\/12\/paris-hilton-for-prez\/","title":{"rendered":"Paris Hilton for prez?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Well, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.washingtonpost.com\/wp-dyn\/articles\/A9932-2003Dec17.html\">she&#8217;s already getting better ratings<\/a> than the one we&#8217;ve got now. Come to think of it, what harm could it do to send Dubya to a farm in Arkansas for a month?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well, she&#8217;s already getting better ratings than the one we&#8217;ve got now. Come to think of it, what harm could it do to send Dubya to a farm in Arkansas for a month?<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-p\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/tommangan.net\/printsthechaff\/2003\/12\/paris-hilton-for-prez\/\">Read more &rarr;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[24],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tommangan.net\/printsthechaff\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/439"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tommangan.net\/printsthechaff\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tommangan.net\/printsthechaff\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tommangan.net\/printsthechaff\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tommangan.net\/printsthechaff\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=439"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/tommangan.net\/printsthechaff\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/439\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tommangan.net\/printsthechaff\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=439"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tommangan.net\/printsthechaff\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=439"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tommangan.net\/printsthechaff\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=439"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}