{"id":313,"date":"2003-11-17T09:09:51","date_gmt":"2003-11-17T09:09:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tommangan.net\/printsthechaff\/?p=313"},"modified":"2003-11-17T09:09:51","modified_gmt":"2003-11-17T09:09:51","slug":"bong-alicious","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tommangan.net\/printsthechaff\/2003\/11\/bong-alicious\/","title":{"rendered":"BONG-alicious"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The <a href=\"http:\/\/www.topica.com\/lists\/bong-l\/read\/message.html?mid=807835488&#038;sort=d&#038;start=96\">latest BONG Bull<\/a> is a mega hoot. A highlight: <\/p>\n<blockquote><p>IN NEWSROOM ETERNAL: A reporter dies and goes to journalist heaven,<br \/>\nwhere St. Peter issues him a harp and a set of moderate-sized wings.<BR><BR><br \/>\n&#8220;These seem kind of small,&#8221; the reporter complains.<BR><BR><br \/>\n&#8220;Well,&#8221; says St. Peter, &#8220;Wing size here is determined by how much<br \/>\nabuse you suffered in your earthly life. See that guy with the<br \/>\nbutterfly-sized wings? He was a publisher. And the person with<br \/>\ncondor-sized wings? She was a night city editor.&#8221;<BR><BR><br \/>\nJust then a squadron of F-16s roars overhead, forcing the two to hit<br \/>\nthe dirt.<BR><BR><br \/>\nSt. Peter stands up, dusts himself off and mutters, &#8220;Damn copy<br \/>\neditors.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>This isn&#8217;t even the funniest gag &#8230; nice work Mr. Stough!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The latest BONG Bull is a mega hoot. A highlight: IN NEWSROOM ETERNAL: A reporter dies and goes to journalist heaven, where St. Peter issues him a harp and a set of moderate-sized wings. &#8220;These seem kind of small,&#8221; the&hellip;<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-p\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/tommangan.net\/printsthechaff\/2003\/11\/bong-alicious\/\">Read more &rarr;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[7],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tommangan.net\/printsthechaff\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/313"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tommangan.net\/printsthechaff\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tommangan.net\/printsthechaff\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tommangan.net\/printsthechaff\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tommangan.net\/printsthechaff\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=313"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/tommangan.net\/printsthechaff\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/313\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tommangan.net\/printsthechaff\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=313"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tommangan.net\/printsthechaff\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=313"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tommangan.net\/printsthechaff\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=313"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}