{"id":296,"date":"2003-11-13T09:08:10","date_gmt":"2003-11-13T09:08:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tommangan.net\/printsthechaff\/?p=296"},"modified":"2003-11-13T09:08:10","modified_gmt":"2003-11-13T09:08:10","slug":"hipster-copy-editor-wannabe-at-mcsweeneys-net","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tommangan.net\/printsthechaff\/2003\/11\/hipster-copy-editor-wannabe-at-mcsweeneys-net\/","title":{"rendered":"Hipster copy editor wannabe at mcsweeneys.net"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.mcsweeneys.net\/2003\/11\/10diclaudio.html\">Get this guy on the rim, stat: <\/a><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>I&#8217;m going to try to put this as simply as possible, because I realize that some people thought of English as an elective in college. &#8220;FARTHER&#8221; is a word that refers to distance. &#8220;FURTHER&#8221; refers to time or quantity. &#8220;FARTHER&#8221; has the fucking root &#8220;FAR&#8221; in it. Like &#8220;FAR away from my sister.&#8221; Do not confuse these two. Note these two sentences: &#8220;My brother-in-law has his head FARTHER up his ass than I thought was humanly possible,&#8221; and, &#8220;I have no FURTHER interest in hearing your opinions concerning what we should do about the city&#8217;s &#8216;Jew problem.'&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Get this guy on the rim, stat: I&#8217;m going to try to put this as simply as possible, because I realize that some people thought of English as an elective in college. &#8220;FARTHER&#8221; is a word that refers to distance.&hellip;<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-p\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/tommangan.net\/printsthechaff\/2003\/11\/hipster-copy-editor-wannabe-at-mcsweeneys-net\/\">Read more &rarr;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[21],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tommangan.net\/printsthechaff\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/296"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tommangan.net\/printsthechaff\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tommangan.net\/printsthechaff\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tommangan.net\/printsthechaff\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tommangan.net\/printsthechaff\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=296"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/tommangan.net\/printsthechaff\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/296\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tommangan.net\/printsthechaff\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=296"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tommangan.net\/printsthechaff\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=296"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tommangan.net\/printsthechaff\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=296"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}