The moral of the past two nights is that when visiting Tokyo, make sure you carry some AC/DC with you at all times. If you’re ever in trouble with the law, just crank up “Highway To Hell” and kick back. There’s a chance you’ll see some nightstick air-guitar action and you’ll be able to slip out while the heads are a’ banging. Of course, there’s also a chance you’ll be beaten on the spot … but at least they’ll beat you very politely.
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