Another of those Lenoesque lists of headline hilarity. Most you’ve seen before, I’m sure.
Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told
Miners Refuse to Work after Death
Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted
Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?
Stud Tires Out
Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
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