The latest BONG Bull is a mega hoot. A highlight:
IN NEWSROOM ETERNAL: A reporter dies and goes to journalist heaven,
where St. Peter issues him a harp and a set of moderate-sized wings.
“These seem kind of small,” the reporter complains.
“Well,” says St. Peter, “Wing size here is determined by how much
abuse you suffered in your earthly life. See that guy with the
butterfly-sized wings? He was a publisher. And the person with
condor-sized wings? She was a night city editor.”
Just then a squadron of F-16s roars overhead, forcing the two to hit
the dirt.
St. Peter stands up, dusts himself off and mutters, “Damn copy
editors.
This isn’t even the funniest gag … nice work Mr. Stough!