A plea from Canada

Charlie Stough included the following in his latest BONG Bull:

URGENT APPEAL. A Canadian hack who avoids hackneyed words and phrases like the plague (his own description) asks, “How about an appeal in a future BONG bulletin for a moratorium — no, make that a total cessation — on the use of overworked words in print?

“What happened on Sept. 11, 2001 was ‘horrific.’ A car crash on a highway, however, sad that it takes three or four young lives, does not
compare with 9/11 in enormity but it seems ‘horrific’ has become the buzz word used by hacks to describe any tragedy beyond an ordinary event involving death or destruction.

Icon: What did we use before we had this one? How often is it used in its proper meaning?

“And, one we see a lot: Coffers. Isn’t a word which used to describe containers for holding money in bygone years a bit antiquated in this
day of accounting by computer and instantaneous transfer of sums around the universe?

“I’m sure you and your many devoted readers can come up with many more words and phrases currently being grossly overworked and/or beaten to death on the pages of newspapers today — not to mention the electronic media.”

Yes of course, whatever we can do to ease the burden of our Canadian hack brethren. We never hear the word “hustings” until election time, when it becomes an instant cliche. “Warchest” is another of the same ilk, and we don’t mean warch, warcher, warchest. Who whistles at a

whistle-stop?” And when was the last real stump seen at a “stump

speech?” Would the Secret Service let a candidate even climb onto a stump, and risk being nipped by a termite?

Nuke this

Brian Cubbison in Syracuse nails one he found in The Press-Enterprise in Riverside, Calif.

“Most voters didn’t want Dean’s finger anywhere near
the nuclear button.”

Shocking news: There is no button. It doesn’t work that way. The truth is
much more interesting.

Meet Mister Twister

Bruce, just Bruce, offers:

Here in Georgia, one of North America’s tornado regions, I’d love for some caffeine-deprived reporter to someday slip up and write that “the tornado sounded like a golf ball, and it dropped hail the size of freight trains“.

Slip sliding away

Mr. Mangan,
I’d like to propose for banishment the phrase “down a slippery slope.”

Every time a progressive idea is put forward someone is bound to accuse the
proponent of “leading us down a slippery slope.” Is there any other
direction to descend a slope that is slippery?

My other, more recent, peeve is the newer “it is what it is.” Apparently this is used to excuse the speakers lack of insight to a given situation.
Sandy Novak

She’s not mistaken

From Karen Hazelton

It drives me crazy – ever since Sept. 11, “make no mistake” has been THE most over-used phrase. For fun, it’s added onto other cliches: Make no mistake, the rain didn’t dampen their spirits.

Meaning gone missing

A newscaster favorite:

  • “Today a child has gone missing,” or “The child went missing nine days ago.” Exactly how does one go missing?
  • What about “free money“? Has someone ever paid for it?
  • “It pulls at your heartstrings” – Not only a nauseating sentiment, but I don’t remember learning about those in my anatomy class.
  • It’s “a crime of passion” when a woman kills a man, but a “brutal murder” when a man kills a woman…
  • Two for the banished list:

  • Genre” and “circa” for over-use in the media.
  • Some other things that irritate me:

  • For free” and “center around” – WRONG! It’s “free” and “center ON”!
  • Regis Philbin’s famous, “I’m going to read you the question,” instead of “I’m going to read the question TO YOU.”
  • Thank you,
    Jennifer Grieco

    Whop till you drop

    From Conrad Yunker:

    Great site. But it’s hard to believe “whopping increase” isn’t in your collection. The first (and only) time I used it was in a J-school copyediting
    class 30 years ago, and the prof replied, “At what point does an increase begin
    to ‘whop’?”

    Surf lessons

    Aaron Perry offers:

    Here in Western Australia the Indian Ocean is invitingly clear, a transparent cobalt blue that attracts surfers from around the globe. Yet I sometimes find myself paddling out into the waves among crowds of people better suited to web-surfing, channel-surfing and couch-surfing than actual — well, surfing. If today’s translation of my life’s joy means frivolous time-wasting, I would like to offer several variations. Fridge-surfing might describe one’s hanging on the refrigerator door, wondering whether to reach for the Popsicles or the Ben & Jerry’s after a Friday night spent vice-surfing at the local pub. Where one tried to drink away the anxiety of several months spent job-surfing, ten years of marriage-surfing, and the lack of community and grounding that comes from decades of life-surfing.

    He means business

    I read the list of cliches and thought I’d offer a few business &
    investment-related ones that I resent greatly. I’m in too “foul of a
    mood” to think of clever ways to present them:

    • “the bottom line
    • as we speak
    • nobody rings a bell at the top
    • “it’s a cyclical bull move in a secular bear market

    Thanks for listening…
    Howard

    Wake up

    Karen writes in to say

    Hello!
    I’m always amazed at what my fellow college students will say. I once heard a young woman telling her boyfriend: “I like you; you’re nice to conversate with.” After that I started hearing “conversate” everywhere. What’s wrong with “converse”? Or even just “talk”? I also want to know why “sleepy towns” are always “jolted awake” by crimes; and why my coworkers have to “touch base” with each other. And here’s the best one: an “over-used cliche”. As opposed to…?