In honor of Oscar Night (March 24, 1997), Craig Sonnenberg nominates
for banishment:
“The feel-good movie of the year.” So-and-So…”delivers the performance of his/her career“ So-and-So “gives a triumphant performance that is sure to
be remembered at Oscar time.”Other banishment nominations:
Reporters pronouncing the word “nuclear” as “nucular” “There’s more bad news today for (The White House, O.J.
Simpson, Timothy McVeigh’s defense team, whoever)…”“The latest (CNN, NBC, CBS, ABC, MSNBC, USA Today, NY
Times, Gallup, etc.) poll is out, and it’s not good news
for (President Clinton, Bob Dole, Newt Gingrich, The First Lady,
etc.)