Bruce the Sanity Inspector would ban:

Stories which bemoan the fact that there are “no easy answers“. Well, if there was an easy answer, I wouldn’t be reading about the subject in the newspaper, now would I?

I see that Jennifer Grieco beat me to abominating the lazy “center around“. The only situation I’ve ever known where it is physically possible for something to center around something, is an lp on a phonograph spindle.