Sorry, but a helicopter flyover seems like a bad omen to me.

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Hey, Beyonce can hit those high notes!

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Pity the poor Shuttle astronauts … all those advanced degrees, years of training, and to have to put up with “Your Raise Me Up.” Right now I’m rooting for a NASA funding cut. I mean, why put these good people at further risk?

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Proof there is no justice in this world: Somebody’s gonna get to own one of those Ford GT’s and it won’t be me.

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OK, I admit it: I love the California Cheese commercials.

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Christ, Aerosmith is embarrassing itself.

Anything for a paycheck, eh guys?

Wait, now they’re playing a real live blues song.

Please don’t go, indeed.

Parachutists: Maybe it’s the cops enforcing a restraining order.