Banned for Life update

February 6, 2004
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It’s been ages since I updated the Banned for Life list, but I got a good one this morning that inspired me to post further updates here:

This one makes her puke:

I didn’t see “choked to death on his own vomit” on your list. Has anyone EVER choked to death on someone else’s vomit?

Jennifer Preece

Send nominations for banishment to tom@mangan.com


UPDATE: I’ve gone through my e-mail box and tried to find all the Banned-for-Life nominations that have piled up over the past two years — last time I updated the page was in February 2002. I decided it’d be easier to post all the old stuff there, so stop by if you’ve got a minute.

5 Responses to Banned for Life update

  1. moatmai on February 6, 2004 at 8:33 am

    Actually, Jennifer, somebody has. Quite famously, one of the drummers in “This Is Spinal Tap” chokes on somebody else’s vomit.

  2. tom on February 6, 2004 at 8:36 am

    I think fictional instances are vomit ingestion are excluded.

  3. moatmai on February 9, 2004 at 8:54 am

    Spinal Tap actually toured. They actually had a drummer. Until you can prove conclusively that the foreign vomit ingestion and subsequent demise did not take place, I will continue to believe in the truthfulness of the accounts described in the aforementioned documentary.

  4. tom on February 9, 2004 at 9:19 am

    Right, and then whatever proof I came up with, you’d insist I fabricated it.

  5. moatmai on February 10, 2004 at 6:32 am

    Hey, the press has to be challenged. If scientists have to provide proof, Journalists also have to provide it. Liberal louts, the lot of you. *grin*