‘Lingerie Bowl’

December 10, 2003
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Why don’t we call this what it really is: an open invitation for Osama to send his evil minions to America to blow up stuff:

In the January “lingerie bowl,” two teams of models will play football in sports bras, panties and lots of padding. They’ll also walk the runway in garter-belts, fishnet stockings and such during a fashion show that’s part of the program, which will be a pay-per-view event during halftime of the Super Bowl.

I’ve created a new category called “Omens of the Apocalypse” for links like this one, which showed up at I Want Media this morning. That should bring in some interesting visitors when Google gets ahold of it.

2 Responses to ‘Lingerie Bowl’

  1. Lauren on December 13, 2003 at 8:48 pm

    Thanks for your coverage of this topic. It’s the first thing I’ve read on the LB that has made me laugh.

  2. Noel on January 25, 2004 at 10:20 am

    Men are stupid creatures, and equally stupid, short models with fake tits take advantage. How else could they pay their rent?
    And, no, I’m not jealous. I’m 5’11, 38DD-26-36. I get so tired of everything in this world being geared towards men. What about the women? Why not have hunky men dress in next to nothing for OUR entertainment? It would give us a needed break from having to look at our pot-bellied, boring husbands.