Mike Lawson is quitting his day job to be a fulltime freelance newsie. He links to me so I’m returning the fave, and pointing to this swell quote on his blog:
Did you hear that the Republican National Committee is changing their emblem from an elephant to a condom? The National Chairman of the Republican Party explained that the condom more clearly reflects the Party’s stance today because a condom accepts inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks and gives you a sense of security while you are actually being screwed.